Hidden Armadillo 

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.

Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

Hidden Armadillo by haleycakes March 11, 2010

Armadillo Sack 

a nice well-rounded and tight nutsack that rolls up like an armadillo when cold.

tyrone dropped his pants and showed us his armadillo sack for show and tell today.

Armadillo Sack by nutface May 5, 2008

armadillon

A female who:
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo

Whoa, Amanda, you are awesome, have crusty skin, and gave me leprosy (much like an armadillo); from this day on, you are dubbed: ARMADILLON.

armadillon by branch lugrand October 3, 2006

Sunny The Armadillo 

Hey, It's Ghost (From WM), I've got A huge account here, and I'd just like to say Sunny The Armadillo is overrated.

He'll never find me here!

Sunny The Armadillo by Zach G. January 15, 2004

Armadillo Maniac

This is London/Stockholm slang for proper ginger man. The person is usually a slow driver and a poor shot. He hides his obvious alcoholic tendences behind his job as a anti prohibition advocate. So not the sharpest swordfish in the sea

Why don't you Armadillo Maniac it?

Armadillo Maniac by BruteWarmonger February 4, 2018

Armadillo 

The process of taking off your fingernails having sex and then cumming on the girls back, and sticking your nails to her back, using the cum as a glue

Guy A: yo i had some freaky sex last night
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*

Armadillo by Fireboss76 July 2, 2020

Pink Armadillo 

The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.

He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!

Pink Armadillo by JennyBruHaHa July 5, 2010