apocalyptard

noun - refers to believers in any lame-brained end-of-the-world theory, particularly those ascribing to the ridiculous 2012 hypothesis.

Glenn Beck, hero and champion to myself and all other apocalyptards, explained how the world will end on a chalkbaord today.

by Le Haineux April 23, 2011

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Apocalyptic Betty

From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.

Apocalyptic Betty is some really crazy EBM shit.

by toee December 3, 2006

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Dismissive or derogatory term for doomsday or apocalypse scenarios, and of groups, people or media focused around them. May also encompass conspiracy theories. Usually indicates a self-defeating level of hyperbole or histrionics on the subject's part.

That disaster movie was a pile of apocalypturds.

by One of those things March 2, 2010

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Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

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