anvilparachute

A fark treasure, the crux of all things funny and irreverant.

It was angry Thursday and all, but a quick anvilparachute and I was ready for festivities once more.

by keltykelly December 4, 2006

The Anvil

The anvil is a sex position where the guy lays on the dick high and a woman who is 300 + jumps ass first on his cock usually resulting in a broken penis unless you perfectly aim.

Hey Nathan sharp, what did you do with your girl last night?

“Nothing much, just had her do The Anvil on me”.

by Bandit HD December 3, 2018

Anvil Lasange

Pseudonym for the World's most talentless pop princess, so called because I can't actually bring myself to say her name!

Jesus, fuckin' Anvil Lasange's got a new record out, the Pre-Teen Tie Crew will be out in force!

by Das Monkey March 13, 2005

Ice Anvil

The most feared commonity known to man. Able to crash a human skull with ease due to the fact that it's an ANVIL MADE OUT OF ICE. There's no hope to stop Ice Anvil, it will surely rule us all one day.

As Mary looked up towards the sky to admire the noon day sun, ICE ANVIL dropped on her head, killing her instantly. 'Twas was a lovely day that day, though.

by RPD March 29, 2003

anvil loppers

a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.

Janice's snatch was too tight for Jon's schlong, so he was determined to prep her by giving her the anvil loppers.

by Phil Deholsen August 6, 2007

Anvish

Anvish, A person who plays a lot of soccer, all of his friends call him fish or fishstick, he is friends with a lot of people.
Anvish is mostly addicted to anime, but he's also madly in love with this girl named Nishka,

when you see a tall person that is very good at soccer some might say...
"Oh he is an anvish dude"

"Anvish we know who you're madly in love with, there is no need to hide it."

by Vaibhav_XD April 27, 2021

Anvil

Anvil is a very attractive person with a smile that will brighten up anyone's day even if he may not be having a good day himself. His bright blue eyes will warm your heart. Although Anvil has done some naughty things in the past, when he finds the right one all the pieces will come together and the traumas of his young life will be forgotten. You can always confide in an Anvil, they are very loving, caring and always want to have fun.
Overall if an Anvil truly falls for you, make sure you keep him and forgive him for the past as the future with him will bring happiness and fulfillment.

Hey look, it's him! Anvil!

by Nz👌 March 4, 2022