Medium-sized upper middle class suburban Massachusetts town 30 miles North of Boston,located in Essex County. Used to be fairly historical, rural and working class- a former "poor man's Andover". Recent slash and burn developments have changed its face. It is known for having youths who throw awesome ragers at their parents' Mcmansions, since the parents are perpetually on vacation and don't give a shit about their little brats. North Andover youths typically are of above average intelligence and have lots of financial resources, but typically throw it all way on beer, heroin, and LSD during the high school years. They tend to listen to jam bands and crappy classic rock on WZLX. Typically they shoot for ZooMass but end up not even finishing out a semester at NECCo. Frequent hang-out spots include dumps like Denny's, Dunkin' Donuts, Harrison's Roast Beef, The 99, The Loft, Rolph's Tavern, The Frosty Mug, The Claddaugh Pub, and The Beijing.
Hey, you are meaning to tell me that the washed-up hippy kid drop-out working at Harrison's Roast Beef is the son of a Fidelity executive and that hot-ass MILF? He must be from North Andover then.
by JWR III December 6, 2005
Get the North Andover mug.North Andover is a pretty boring town, if you're a teenager there's pretty much nothing to do besides go downtown, and thats boring as shit. And you can also go to the youth center, thats probably the most boring place iv ever been to. This town is filled with pot heads, Mostly every kid at The high school. you'll find these kids smoking pot at the over pass, the bridge behind mcdonalds, the park, and many other places. It's also filled with rich bitches. You can find this rich bitches out in the "boonies" as we call it. The "boonies" means in the middle of fucking no where. These houses are around smolacks farm or sargent. Lets talk about North Andover middle school shall we? North Andover middle school is filled with a bunch of immature fucks. Most of the girls wear short shorts that show their ass and low cut shirts that everyone can see their boobs. And all the boys drool all over them and try to have sex with them. The boys wear the same thing everyday, shorts, nike shoes and some nike shirt that says "dont sweat my swag" or "money is my game" and other gay ass sayings. The kids at this school are brutal. And I mean BRUTAL. Your either popular or a loser. That's how this school is. No one gives a shit about who you are or how you feel. So if your planning to move here? Find somewhere else and save yourself from this poor excuse of a town.
Typical North Andover boy: "Oh dude look at her tits! Isn't she hot??? "Yeah you can see right through her shirt!" "She came over to me today and let me touch her tits and she even kissed her friend infront of me!!" "awesome"
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The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.
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Get the Phillips Academy Andover mug.Phillips Academy Andover is known to be the best boarding school in the US. Founded in 1778 by Samuel Phillips. Has educated some of the brightest minds of the 1700's, 1800's, 1900's and present day. Andover is now becoming very close to a "needs blind" school, which means it will accept kids no matter their parents income or financial status, unlike the rich bastards who attend Exeter.
Home of some of the best sports teams in Prep School history, Andover dominates nearly in nearly every sport. Long considered rivals with Exeter, Andover realized the humor in the fact. In order to be rivals, Exeter had to beat them, which hasnt happened in a long while. Last year, at Andover/Exeter, the Big Blue football team beat the Big Stinking Red 42 - 14. Near the end of the game, Andover brought many players off the bench, because they felt so bad for the pathetic excuse of an Exeter football team. Also league champions in Cross Country, Swimming, and Volleyball, as well as many other sports.
Hated by kids who attend Andover High School, students at Andover are often referred to as a catboner.
Much more esteemed and respected than its rival, Exeter. The first two words that come to my mind would have to be "back up". Everyone knows that Exeter is a safety school for kids who couldn't get into Andover. Most of the kids at Exeter have parents who bought their childrens way into Andover's crappy counterpart in the middle of nowhere.
Home of some of the best sports teams in Prep School history, Andover dominates nearly in nearly every sport. Long considered rivals with Exeter, Andover realized the humor in the fact. In order to be rivals, Exeter had to beat them, which hasnt happened in a long while. Last year, at Andover/Exeter, the Big Blue football team beat the Big Stinking Red 42 - 14. Near the end of the game, Andover brought many players off the bench, because they felt so bad for the pathetic excuse of an Exeter football team. Also league champions in Cross Country, Swimming, and Volleyball, as well as many other sports.
Hated by kids who attend Andover High School, students at Andover are often referred to as a catboner.
Much more esteemed and respected than its rival, Exeter. The first two words that come to my mind would have to be "back up". Everyone knows that Exeter is a safety school for kids who couldn't get into Andover. Most of the kids at Exeter have parents who bought their childrens way into Andover's crappy counterpart in the middle of nowhere.
Wow, you go to Andover? You must be a genius! I didn't get in, so my parents had to donate a arts center up at Exeter.
No, I meant Phillips Academy Andover, not that shitty excuse of a school Phillips Exeter Academy!
No, I meant Phillips Academy Andover, not that shitty excuse of a school Phillips Exeter Academy!
by Andovah November 26, 2007
Get the Phillips Academy Andover mug.Phillips Academy Andover, known nationally as Andover, is a coeducational, preparatory boarding school in Andover, MA. Andover has been known as "the most preppy" or "quintessential" United States prep school, but over time has worked to shed that distinction.
Andover students are the brightest of the bright, with nearly 65% of each graduating class matriculating at a top 20 University. Therefore, competition is high and the tension on campus is great. When combined with the "Andover bubble" effect students experience, the high-tension atmosphere of Andover leaves students to drinking and drugs. However, it seems these activities have little negative impact on either the grades or the pyschologies of the students.
All in all, alumni feel an increasing love for the school as time passes, despite the feeling of desperation many felt while in attendance.
The school is located 25 miles north of Boston; students have no dress code; there are approximately 1100 students; there are 35 AP certified classes offered and the Physics department was recently hailed "the best in the world" by College Board.
Andover students are the brightest of the bright, with nearly 65% of each graduating class matriculating at a top 20 University. Therefore, competition is high and the tension on campus is great. When combined with the "Andover bubble" effect students experience, the high-tension atmosphere of Andover leaves students to drinking and drugs. However, it seems these activities have little negative impact on either the grades or the pyschologies of the students.
All in all, alumni feel an increasing love for the school as time passes, despite the feeling of desperation many felt while in attendance.
The school is located 25 miles north of Boston; students have no dress code; there are approximately 1100 students; there are 35 AP certified classes offered and the Physics department was recently hailed "the best in the world" by College Board.
"Andover- Big, big deal. You
should've seen him when old Sally asked him how he liked the play. He was
the kind of a phony that have to give themselves room when they answer
somebody's question. He stepped back, and stepped right on the lady's foot
behind him. He probably broke every toe in her body. He said the play itself
was no masterpiece, but that the Lunts, of course, were absolute angels.
Angels. For Chrissake. Angels. That killed me. Then he and old Sally started
talking about a lot of people they both knew. It was the phoniest
conversation you ever heard in your life. They both kept thinking of places
as fast as they could, then they'd think of somebody that lived there and
mention their name. I was all set to puke when it was time to go sit down
again. I really was. And then, when the next act was over, they continued
their goddam boring conversation. They kept thinking of more places and more
names of people that lived there. The worst part was, the jerk had one of
those very phony, Ivy League voices, one of those very tired, snobby voices.
He sounded just like a girl. He didn't hesitate to horn in on my date, the
bastard. I even thought for a minute that he was going to get in the goddam
cab with us when the show was over, because he walked about two blocks with
us, but he had to meet a bunch of phonies for cocktails, he said. I could
see them all sitting around in some bar, with their goddam checkered vests,
criticizing shows and books and women in those tired, snobby voices. They
kill me, those guys. I sort of hated old Sally by the time we got in the
cab, after listening to that phony Andover bastard for about ten hours."
- Salinger, J.D. "The Catcher In the Rye." Little Brown: Boston, MA. 1951. (pp 127-8)
should've seen him when old Sally asked him how he liked the play. He was
the kind of a phony that have to give themselves room when they answer
somebody's question. He stepped back, and stepped right on the lady's foot
behind him. He probably broke every toe in her body. He said the play itself
was no masterpiece, but that the Lunts, of course, were absolute angels.
Angels. For Chrissake. Angels. That killed me. Then he and old Sally started
talking about a lot of people they both knew. It was the phoniest
conversation you ever heard in your life. They both kept thinking of places
as fast as they could, then they'd think of somebody that lived there and
mention their name. I was all set to puke when it was time to go sit down
again. I really was. And then, when the next act was over, they continued
their goddam boring conversation. They kept thinking of more places and more
names of people that lived there. The worst part was, the jerk had one of
those very phony, Ivy League voices, one of those very tired, snobby voices.
He sounded just like a girl. He didn't hesitate to horn in on my date, the
bastard. I even thought for a minute that he was going to get in the goddam
cab with us when the show was over, because he walked about two blocks with
us, but he had to meet a bunch of phonies for cocktails, he said. I could
see them all sitting around in some bar, with their goddam checkered vests,
criticizing shows and books and women in those tired, snobby voices. They
kill me, those guys. I sort of hated old Sally by the time we got in the
cab, after listening to that phony Andover bastard for about ten hours."
- Salinger, J.D. "The Catcher In the Rye." Little Brown: Boston, MA. 1951. (pp 127-8)
by Alex Thorn April 17, 2005
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The typical North Andover conversation: "Oh my god she said this about her and she saw him doing this and I swear she said that he told his aunt that he did this."
by -The rest of the world February 22, 2011
Get the North Andover mug.First off, the person who wrote the other definition is just a big fatass girl that labels people. And you didn't even discribe the town, you discribed the people in it and you're a hipocrite because you said you hated when the girls drank but you do to. And the boys don't like you because you're a fat pizza faced druggie.
Here is what North Andover is like in the eyes of someone who has a chance in life. North Andover is a great town to live in. Yes there are some people that do drugs and other things, but thats not the point, past all that North Andover is a great town with great people. Just getting along is just one thing you need to do.
One more time, don't read the other definition because that person has an I.Q. of -40
Here is what North Andover is like in the eyes of someone who has a chance in life. North Andover is a great town to live in. Yes there are some people that do drugs and other things, but thats not the point, past all that North Andover is a great town with great people. Just getting along is just one thing you need to do.
One more time, don't read the other definition because that person has an I.Q. of -40
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