Ancient Thread 

A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.

I locked it because it's an ancient thread. Fucking deal with it.

Ancient Thread by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

Ancient Chinese Secret 

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

Ancient Chinese Secret by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Ancient Greeks 

The Motherfuckers who made math

The Ancient Greeks- How shall we be remembered?
Also Ancient Greeks- MaTh

Ancient Greeks by Ittz_Random October 22, 2020

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

Ancients effect 

The “Ancients Effect” is a virtual mental illness for people who play this game called “Growtopia” Usually people with the “Ancients effect” have low self esteem, failing school, and fake. Usually after joining Ancients guild members start to act strangely and slowly betray those who care about them just for some Ancients super stars (Mods.) Also these players are way to serious and can’t take jokes.

John betrayed me, broke my trust and betrayed me for fake ancients members! He’s so got the “ancients effect.”

I made a joke vouching my friend in ancients but my GE yelled at me! Shes so got the “ancients effect.”

Ancients effect by Ayoooooooo cool kid alert January 28, 2021

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower 

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Fort Ancient Rotisserie 

Lesser known sexual position whereby the penetratee assumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the vaginal area from behind. Once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. Turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. You have now correctly demonstrated the Fort Ancient Rotisserie.

Warning: Penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked

My Dad and I feasted on a Fort Ancient Rotisserie last night

Fort Ancient Rotisserie by Fort Ancient Lion June 8, 2010