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ammosexual

Rooted in the deep hatred of the leftist "grabnutz"
Those who will defend all of our Constitution, including the dreaded Second Amendment.
The mean old ammosexual open carryiong at the restaurant caused me to run out without paying and got me arrested for theft!! I'm a calcululz perffesor!! That gun fetishist is a threat to humanity! My wrists are too thin for those handcuffs!!!
by .458 socom May 16, 2016
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Ambisexual

A person who fists with both hands
Brian: Have you met that new girl, Sarah? She’s kinda quiet.

Karen: Yeah, she’s ambisexual. She really took me to pound town with both hands last night.

Brian: Wow, that sounds efficient.

Karen: Yeah, it was pretty relaxing.
by abrilmeijers July 19, 2018
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Absexuals

Sexy mofos that like abs and they are sexual
The absexuals trolled guys to see some abs
abs nodick
by Blue waffler August 7, 2012
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ambisexual

fuck anything that breathes
person1: bro i'm ambisexual
person2: no way so am i
person1 and 2: dtf?
by XD icewolf July 24, 2020
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Amysexual

Amysexuality is being sexually attracted to singer Amy Winehouse.
“I’ve found a cute guy for you, want his number?
No thanks, I am Amysexual.
by probablynotamywinehouse December 19, 2020
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Ambosexual

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.
The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.
by Nicull August 16, 2024
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ambisexual

Someone who is attracted to members of feminine sex as well as members of masculine sex, simultaneously.
Ambisexual.
by Catedrast December 6, 2024
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