Ambalance

/Amb-Uh.lance/

Noun: The preferred mode of transportation to the ER by the sickly ignorant in urban America, typically paid for by the blood, sweat, and tears of taxpayers in the form of medicaid and charity care.

MacArthur: My aids is itchy.
Transitcop: Call a ambalance.

Leroy: My tooth hurt, nigga.
Babymomma: Call a ambalance and have the ambalance drivah take you to University.

by bootyclap189 December 18, 2011

The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .

For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on

by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020

ambulance chaser

the 95% of lawyers that give the others a bad name

She's an ambulance chaser with the law firm of Chasem,Screwm & Craponem

by Jake February 28, 2004

ambulance

A ride to the hospital for those that do not have cars, think the will not have to wait in the hospital waiting room, and/or are too drunk to drive.

"Dude, my toe hurts and I can't drive, call me an ambulance!!"

by Commidor Ricechick November 11, 2006

Ambulance Chaser

Someone who lies for a living and coaches others to lie as well. Usually the type of person who convinces an accident victim to exaggerate or altogether make up their injures in order to get maximum dollars. Fake arms casts! Usually can be seen cavorting with equally unethical doctors who help them. Ambulance chasers are usually sociopaths who don't care who they hurt or how many lives they destroy; they will do anything for a buck.

Gee, Satan and that ambulance chaser are one in the same.

by Barphid July 4, 2017

Ambulance

A

Man
Built
Underwater
Lagoon
After
Nasty
Crustaceans
Enter

The acronym Ambulance is used when you see a man built underwater lagoon after nasty crustaceans enter.

by BilliwBobSandwhich January 13, 2023