A twitch thot that is so self-entitled that she attempts to abuse the broken copyright system to steal money from creators.
by NIGNOGBOP June 7, 2018
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A paragon of females. A woman with an unmatched ability to connect with everyone on a unique level and make lifelong friends wherever she goes. A female that breaks the mold of that sex by actually being hilarious. A woman with perfectly balanced boobs and an ass thicker than a bowl of oatmeal despite having a sporty frame. A goddess of the bedroom. A woman who carries herself with a bouncy cadence that often breaks out in shockingly suggestive dance moves. An unattainable and unrealistic model that guys compare their girls to and girls compare themselves to.
A: "Hey man how would you rate that girl's ass? 1 being the Miley Cyrus, 10 being Alaini?"
B:"I'd give it a 3. Definitely bang-able."
Whitney was mad that Jim broke up with her until she found out that it was because he got a date with Alaini. Then Whitney was flattered.
Derek dragged his balls over seven miles of broken light bulbs just to try to show Alaini that he is worthy of licking a toilet seat her juicy booty graced.
B:"I'd give it a 3. Definitely bang-able."
Whitney was mad that Jim broke up with her until she found out that it was because he got a date with Alaini. Then Whitney was flattered.
Derek dragged his balls over seven miles of broken light bulbs just to try to show Alaini that he is worthy of licking a toilet seat her juicy booty graced.
by sultanofseeing March 30, 2015
Get the alaini mug.An Alwin is a first name for weird being that is human but mostly not considered as one. They used to live in packs but nowadays you can only find them alone, and even that only on rare occasions.
They are as cool as a cucumber and known for their enormous brains. They don't use these for learning or other useful things tho. They instead use them to memorize every line in 'Back to the Future' or play video games while developing a way not to go dankrupt.
They're often considered as a Dudebro and passionate lovers, most of them are very creative and have a dark kind of humor. (Dark as in 9/11 jokes dark)
They are able to make the best meals in the middle of the night, look at least mediocre in whatever they're wearing, impress people with their use of big words and make you enjoy your hangover after a night of excessive drinking. They're also great for deep late night conversations even tho it might happen that they emerge to pure weirdness and drag you into the fourth dimension in which dandelion-people ride on manatees and communicate by farting rainbows into each others faces.
However, they are still simple minded beings that only need a select group of friends, some crisps, some of that sweet sweet kush and a device to watch his movies.
They are as cool as a cucumber and known for their enormous brains. They don't use these for learning or other useful things tho. They instead use them to memorize every line in 'Back to the Future' or play video games while developing a way not to go dankrupt.
They're often considered as a Dudebro and passionate lovers, most of them are very creative and have a dark kind of humor. (Dark as in 9/11 jokes dark)
They are able to make the best meals in the middle of the night, look at least mediocre in whatever they're wearing, impress people with their use of big words and make you enjoy your hangover after a night of excessive drinking. They're also great for deep late night conversations even tho it might happen that they emerge to pure weirdness and drag you into the fourth dimension in which dandelion-people ride on manatees and communicate by farting rainbows into each others faces.
However, they are still simple minded beings that only need a select group of friends, some crisps, some of that sweet sweet kush and a device to watch his movies.
Person 1:"Yo, see that dude over there? That's a Alwin. He's dope as shit!"
Person 2:"Oh he sure looks like a Alwin! I'd hit him all night for the rest of my life if he would be such a kind and loving individual!"
Alwin: "I sure appreciate that compliment you beautiful being! May I ask you if you'd like to consume some marijuana?"
Person 2:"Oh he sure looks like a Alwin! I'd hit him all night for the rest of my life if he would be such a kind and loving individual!"
Alwin: "I sure appreciate that compliment you beautiful being! May I ask you if you'd like to consume some marijuana?"
by SurpremelySmokeyPotatoTowel January 26, 2017
Get the Alwin mug.Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".
by Theodorian September 20, 2019
Get the Alvinist mug.A person who likes to go "all in" when playing 'No Limit' poker far more than is probabilistically reasonable - i.e., than is justified by the odds. An alliniot might e.g. typically join an online poker table and go "all in" on every hand when playing No Limit Texas Holdem, until he eventually loses & leaves.
Derivative of "all in" (as in going all in) plus idiot.
Derivative of "all in" (as in going all in) plus idiot.
That "Alliniot" can't resist going all in yet again, with his Jack 4 off (suit) pre flop. What a donkey!!!
by IHitTheNutz May 13, 2011
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by ItzSTriker May 31, 2020
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