Altayeb

The biggest alpha ever.He is a tall nice person with great personality and he also is the person who gets all the girls.Altayeb is also the funniest person ever with the funniest jokes ever. Go hug and appreciate your friend Altayeb

OOO thats the hot girl that altayeb has

by Al maftou7 December 6, 2021

(Larbear)Alvarez

Larbear is the greatest math teacher in history he dazzles his students with his rugged good looks and “Huge” personality, He is also an avid lacrosse coach adored by all his players. He also has a deep love for Mountain Dew. Note, prone to motorcycle accidents.

(Larbear)Alvarez is great

by Larbear lover 1234 January 24, 2023

altar

A table on which sacrifices are made for religious purposes found at shrines temples and many other places of worship

Hey, have you decorated the altar?

by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020

warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

altered beast

rise from your grave

dude i want to be the pink guy!!

by welcome to your doom April 17, 2004

chemically altered

Getting so smashed, that you black out and everyone says you flipped out like the hulk during your fucked up episode

Dude why did you get so chemically altered off that vodka

by T Dab September 21, 2017

Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004