Alitude

An unhealthy negative disposition to all things good in the world.

Who pissed in Wilk's corn flakes this morning. She sure is giving a lot of Alitude

by gm-money November 5, 2010

aleita

The most beautiful girl in the world. Has amazing brown eyes and nice ass and tits. She is the sexiest girl ever of all time.

Look at her, she's an Aleita.

by GoldenBladez November 23, 2013

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

alait

An acronym used in projects to describe the amount of time required to complete the task.

Alait is "As long as it takes"

“How much time do you think that task will take?”

“Alait”

by elCee March 21, 2007

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004