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Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020
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almond yak

A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.
"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.
by I’rom Man December 11, 2020
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almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)
"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."
by Eric Carter April 1, 2008
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almond joying

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014
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aljosa

a european kid that gets all the hot girls and has a big dick around 9 to 11 inches.
by boy hot April 13, 2009
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almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
by ken power September 5, 2007
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Akmosh

An exquisite cocktail. Made with Fanta, Coke, lettuce, tomato, beer and pepper. Usually served with a piece of red tissue floating in the glass.
"Would you like a drink with that sir?"
"The Akmosh looks rather fulfilling"

"I'd like six pints of Boddingtons, a Newcastle brown and an Akmosh, barman!"
by defproc January 22, 2006
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