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Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.
by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016
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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
by DLDLP February 8, 2017
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Alease

A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.
Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"
by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015
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Alastor

This one radio demon from hazbin hotel. Was offered head by Angel dust but denied.
My favourite character is Alastor.
by IDEMANDSUCC February 18, 2020
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Alasia

Most people. And with alasia is pretty brown eyes dimples very beautiful a great friend if you ever get an alasia in your life you the most luckiest person very smart and speaks her mind
Omg you see alasia looking good Omg I'm so jeleous of alasia
by alasia February 7, 2017
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Alastor

Hot demon mf from Hazbin Hotel that half the Internet wants to bang
Alastor: *exists*
Fangirl: “LEMME SMAAAAASH!”
by Toxk March 7, 2020
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