allergy whore

In the whump fetish and sneezing fetish communities, an "allergy whore" is anyone who has a sexual penchant with allergies, particularly nasal allergies/rhinitis and their symptoms. Allergy whores may like visual, auditory, or literary media where allergies are described or emphasised.

A lot of fetish porn stars take advantage of their hay fever to film their symptoms for their allergy whore customers.

by Orange Sherbet Laser February 20, 2020

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 21, 2006

Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

Allegasm

The feeling a dumbass shitface gets when listening to shitty music and therefore believing it is the best thing in the world.

Oh, my god! i had an Allegasm when i heard them play!

by pissed fan January 18, 2011

pussy allergy

The extreme measures a man takes to avoid dating or having sex with women.

Keith must have a pussy allergy. He totally avoided fucking that drunk chick we put in his bed!

by Spillinseed April 11, 2016

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011