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Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
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boy* hey look! its alissa! shes looking hot as usual?
boy 2* OH MY GOD SHES DAMN HOT! i want to go out with her so BAD!
boy* Why go out? make out!
boy 2* NO WAY! shes too innocent to do that
boy* True
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