an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

by Incredible Bob May 25, 2011

Alfiemouth

alfiemouth

When your mouth fucking wreaks of DSB (Dog Shit Breath)

Its only an "alfiemouth" if your breath pongs, day in day out!

Guy 1"Phwaaa"

Alfie "What Nobhead?"

Guy 1 "Your mouth is stinking"

Guy 2 "I can smell that Alfiemouth you dirty little fuck"

Alfie "Not my fault!"

by CalHesk July 18, 2014

Alimie

A good looking guy and have a good personality. A good leader and responsibility. Will get a happiness in the future with someone truly love him

Alimie is so cool

by Alimie January 2, 2017

Algified

When your pool isn't done yet but there's water in it from rain and it's green

Wow my pool looks algified.

by Celdenasorous June 22, 2017

Alfie Frampton

The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality

I wish I could be like an alfie Frampton.
Look over there it’s an alfie

by Bob Sikamore April 7, 2019

alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019

Alfie Sherborne

Likes toes that's it there is nothing else to this man that is all he talks about evry single fibre of his being his sucking of big fat juicy toes so I can drink some of that delicous to juice.

My dad's been sucking my toes for 2 hours now he must be an Alfie Sherborne

by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019