Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

Clapping them alien cheeks

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.

Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks

by Meer0000000 August 2, 2019

Aliens did it

A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.

As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.

George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"

Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"

George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"

Steven: "Aliens did it."

George: " You haven't read the script..."

by jMiR89 February 21, 2011

Alleen

a beautiful, lovely, sweet girl. usually more of a good girl, very kind and warming to others.

awe Alleen you are too kind!

by keybosrd February 1, 2018

Wet Dog Alien

An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.

Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!

by Experimental Wet Dog September 19, 2021

Alicen

A beautiful girl that is very kind, polite, loving. They are a bit silly at times which makes them fun and random. They enjoy characters who can wield magic and have epic adventures. Not very preppy but very down to earth. They are smart and question almost everything. They are also very forgiving but stern. A Alicen is very rare and I mean it. They make very good friends and are easy to talk to. It's like you can almost say anything to them. The best part a Alicen will brighten up your day even if you don't think they did.

Person 1: Do you know a alicen?

Person 2: Oh yeah she is the sweet girl that's in my Geometry class.

by Trooper521 December 9, 2012

Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.

Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

by Superfly58 December 9, 2008