alondo

noun•
tall cute gay boy, cocky, and thinks he is the shit

You should be like Alondo

by Dee Maycashh September 23, 2016

Alfonso

He is a tall, dark skinned chad who's so buff that his dick has a six pack on it. He is aware of what type of effect he puts unto girls. With his responsibility and humility, he stays single to save women

Women: what are your preferences in girls?
Alfonso: men

by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018

alfonzo

1.a person who lacks the ability to have a meaningful conversation or an intellectual conversation and often makes inappropriate jokes and is usually perverted and not very mature.

2.a very stupid person

3.a word that can be used to describe anything or anyone with any meaning you want just keep the meaning to yourself so they will be confused and not know what you mean.

1.dude your a total alfonzo

2.man you know that new kid he was a total alfonzo.

by lucky_louie May 20, 2009

alondon

A fine ass girl who is tall and thick asf get all the boys a truthful girl a good needed friend always there for you at all times.She slay all day and pretty at all times but not fake and go behind her friends or people back and say things.

Alondon is so pretty

by Kristen’s June 7, 2018

alfonso soriano

the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp

alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player

by soriano January 23, 2009

Alfonso

some guy that's is some place that's eating ass from a man with a small dick

yeah that's Alfonso ass eating ass

by yeah yeah hell yeah March 3, 2022