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alexiussexius

Someone who thinks they are really sexy because their best friend says they are but pretends to deny that they are sexy.
Tinks: " your so sexy alexiussexius"

Alexiussexius: " What no I'm not sexy, what are you talking about"
In Alexiusexius's mind: " I'm so sexy, I'm like the most sexy person in the world"
by Dodo is man June 16, 2018
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A small chinese boy who likes to impress women with his guitar skillz. He prefers the white women over the chinese, but isn't too picky. A really erotic dancer who is never afraid to grind on whoever is nearby(even men). Probably the biggest Regina Spektor fan you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey guys want to hear this new song I learned on my guitar? It's my favorite Regina Spektor song ever!

Person 2: Dude, you are such an Alexus.
by asmallchineseboy4u February 7, 2010
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she is so nice and is a butt and she calls me scooby du
alexus is a butt
by Dhhzjkgg February 10, 2018
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An Alexus is a type of arthropod constituting the infraclass Cirripedia in the subphylum Crustacea, and is hence related to crabs and lobsters. Alexus's are exclusively marine, and tend to live in shallow and tidal waters, typically in erosive settings. They are sessile (nonmotile) suspension feeders, and have two nektonic (active swimming) larval stages. Around 1,220 Alexus species are currently known.1 The name "Cirripedia" is Latin, meaning "curl-footed".
Alexus is a clingy ass barnacle.
by dmanlee93 September 18, 2016
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@DS
Look right there it's @DS aka alexus
by Chodeyslutz January 19, 2017
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Short, blonde and sexual. She’s really nice to everyone who’s nice to her, and can be a bitch when she wants to. She usually likes boys who’s first names start with the letter J. She’s got really nice tits AND ass, she’s all you ever want in a girl. Usually has blue eyes, and blonde hair. She’s usually 4’11, and likes to eat a lot. She has average smarts, but she has her dumb blonde moments.
Guy 1: “Dude I met the best girl last night, and she gave me the best head!”
Guy 2: “No way dude. Must’ve been an alexus”
by carwash7576 January 4, 2020
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Alexus could be someone very nice but can sometimes be a pain in the ass and is very whack .
That party was so Alexus (whack)
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