Alcazeimers 

A description of when someone is unable to recall, from their memory, relevant information due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I can't remember my name as I have alcazeimers.

Alcazeimers by Dubbram October 11, 2015

Alcoheimer's

The excessive use of alcohol that temporarily causes a blackout; no episodic recall.

After a long night of drinking I don't remember anything at all about anything at all, I think I may have alcoheimer's

Alcoheimer's by ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ALL February 1, 2022

Alzheimers 

A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known

I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget

Alzheimers by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming June 3, 2022

r/AlzheimersGroup

A group to help people with alzheimers.
I forgor 💀

r/AlzheimersGroup user: "Where is my Grandson?"
exaple person:"You have alzheimers Sir"
r/AlzheimersGroup user:"oh I forgor 💀"
example person:"out of the ordinary I mean"

r/AlzheimersGroup by GravitationalForceOfJupiter November 21, 2023

Hoodie Alzheimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzheimers hit me again!”

Hoodie Alzheimers by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Wearin' your alzheimers 

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

Wearin' your alzheimers by Jbt003 January 29, 2009