alco

abbreviation for an alcoholic, usually used jokingly not as in actual medical condition

"That's his third bottle of vodka tonight...fucking alco."

by itsmadeline September 27, 2005

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

Alcohol

The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.

"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"

by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013

alcohol

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Alcohol

The antidote to reality.

reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.

by SuperTech August 27, 2006

Alcoholesbianism

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.

girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.

by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011