Alcocohol

The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.

Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.

Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Adcock

A word for a short, balding man with a little weenie who has manhood and penis size issues and needs to add length to his penis. He often takes his miserable lot in life out on women and children to overcompensate for his personal and professional failures.

That guy over there yelling at his stepson is an Adcock.

He should be an Adcock and get an enlargement pump.

by Jamie Gunston April 13, 2007

alcocainajuanarette

The best drug. It doesn't get you high, and it isn't illegal (yet).

I don't do anything illegal, or anything that gets you high, but I do occasionally enjoy a few alcocainajuanarettes.

by hieros gluphein May 27, 2005

Aycocky

Being a big nosed Jew Bitch who can't spell hoorah!!!

Your cousin is being really aycocky.

by Dozer0730 March 8, 2009

Adcock

A walking bicep who is dumb as shit and normally gets nick named this like "Meat" or "Dumb-ass".

Your being a real Adcock right now.

by Fawker March 15, 2009

Aycock

What the hell? a......cock

That man has a very small aycock.

by Aaron November 24, 2003