Albie

someone who thinks hes cool but is in reality a knob who plays fortnite and has the emotional capacity of celery

'omg my bf just broke up with me to play fortnite hes such an albie'

by trap card September 19, 2021

Albie

kinda stupid.

"Hey Albie, youre stupid."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Albi

Albi is a true gigachad who never gives up on his goals of becoming the ultimate chad.

Albi is a chad

by anonymous June 5, 2022

albi

a fat boy who seeks for sex but unfortunately he can’t find a girl who can be fucked

he is albi

by plainguys November 22, 2021

dirty albie

when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.

Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga

by Jamal Johnson-Caulker November 12, 2020

habibi albi

Arabic phrase that means 'love of my heart'.

guy: Nourah, you are my habibi albi

girl: shukran, habibti, i love you too.

by emili97 September 30, 2012

Albi The Racist Dragon

A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.

And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

by pizzaonastick June 1, 2010