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Airsexuals

People who meat ride Michael Jordan so hard that they attempt to discredit everything Lebron James, Kobe Bryant or any other great basketball player. Airsexuals do this in an desperate effort to attempt to preserve Michael Jordan legacy.
Oh this new generation is soft! Fouling was at an all time high! Fouling equals skill! But I’m not an airsexual! Jordan never played mailman Lebum did. Lebum made super teams! Airsexuals don’t exist we just know real basketball includes fouls!
by The Airsexuals Identifier July 17, 2021
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Allosexual

A person with a fetish for swallowing metal in bed
Breeze: Did you hear that Elend married Vin?
Sazed: That makes sense, I think. Vin likes to swallow metals in bed, and Elend is an Allosexual.
by MrHiTech January 18, 2023
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allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.
Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.
by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019
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Alosexual

The opposite of asexual.

An alosexual person feels attraction to other persons like heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals, etc.

These persons feel sexual attraction, regularly or in general
I'm homosexual, that means that I'm alosexual, as I feel sexual attraction.
by geophyta April 30, 2022
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allsexual

when you act really gay and do some gay things but you're actually straight. it can also be if you are straight but you do some lesbian stuff or act lesbian.
i'm not gay dude..im allsexual. ;)
by allsexual.creator123 July 28, 2017
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Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.
Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.
by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020
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Absexual

Adjective

1. Being away from/off any path towards a romantic or sexual relationship to such a high degree that the person will avoid people altogether to ensure that they're single forever.

Noun
1. A person who avoids any form of romantic or sexual relationships and will avoid people altogether to ensure that they stay single forever.
"What's up with Angela? She isn't coming out of her room."

"Well, she told me that she's avoiding people because she's 'Absexual'."
by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016
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