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albonics

Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.
Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
by CyberShoe May 4, 2005
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alcobulemia

A condition that occurs after a night of consuming cheap booze and food until you purge.
Wendy had alcobulemia after too many schlitz malt liquors and rap snacks.
by bobaloo August 25, 2004
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Albob albobbit albo abobo Alborz albolene albon abobus Albodee alboe

alcobrawlic

one who routinely proceeds in getting hammered, then picking a fight with the nearest person/object in reach.
if you ever drink with joe, then make sure you hide anything valuable and wear a suit of armor because he is a straight up alcobrawlic.
by tehGrincH December 16, 2008
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Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap will be a successful researcher ten years from now. She's going to publish 7 books about how to make an effective research.
Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap is an inspiration to many people.
by prdschen June 9, 2021
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Alcoballic

A group of friends or complete strangers who consume various, usually large, amounts of alcohol before or after a game of adult kickball.
ex. 1. The game against the Alcoballics were unbelieveable!
ex. 2. Eat more chicken baby!
by Roderick Jackson November 23, 2006
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abobo

The act of being handled harshly in any way, shape, or form.

Can be used as a positive or negative, though even when used positively, it reflects negatively on the object or thing being "aboboed".

Derived from the meatball-headed Abobo from Double Dragon who only knows one thing -- how to rough you up, and/or throw you over his head.
"Oh man, that math exam aboboed me badly."

"Guy, Tom is so awesome at bowling he abobos those pins."

"That deep fried tofu aboboed my stomache all night long."
by John Hollick January 6, 2008
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Aboboism

Aboboism (pronounced /ˈUh-bow-bow-izm/) prescribes a path of objectivity and self reliance balanced with duty to family and community. Its philosophy and practice emphasize constant scrutiny of persons in authority and promotes a personal journey towards a higher, ungoverned communal state of being. This journey is called the "Path of Abobo."

Aboboism is among the worlds newest religions having its roots in Southern California. Where it is preached by founder and high priest, the worldly incarnation of Abobo, that of Mr. Glubmin Abobo who, in keeping with the Abobo faith, took the surname Abobo as his own and chose a 'given name' at random from the book of Abobo.
Followers of Aboboism regard Abobo as a deity that has always existed, it is believed by Abobo historians that the faith was practiced in prehistoric times by an enlightened ancient culture of super beings who had perfected the art of civilized society through the adherence of Abobo principles. Some have speculated that the religion may have its roots in outer space, due to the purported intellectual capacity of its predecessors at a time when man had not yet mastered the use of simple tools.

The Path of Abobo is similar to the journey towards enlightenment or reincarnation pursued by the Buddhist or Hindu faiths. Only its better.
by He who walks the path August 26, 2010
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