Albino Cranberry Sauce

When a very white person has bad acne, they look like they bathed in cranberry sauce.

Dude 1: Hey, did you see the new girl? You might need sunglasses to look at her.

Dude 2: Yeah, she looks like albino cranberry sauce.

by Some dude with no friends August 3, 2018

albino tube steak

White penis

I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.

by T9xbeatngu February 2, 2018

Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

albino peace of shit

Its a white person that is a peace of shit. Its sorda like a wff.

person#1: Wow, thas an albino peace of shit.
person#2:Maholla

by Bryan April 19, 2005

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

substitute albino love

The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.

me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.

by altairalex February 4, 2015