Albert

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Albert

Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)

person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''

by ur mommys milky titty April 3, 2023

Albert

sucks at destiny 2

"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"

by pickoearf November 17, 2022

Albert

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.

A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.

by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022