Lawrence Albert Connor

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

by rahal July 29, 2020

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Alba

An extraordinary person, in more than one way. She is drop dead gorgeous (NOT in a cookie-cutter way), incredibly feminine and sensual, very funny because she is really smart and sharp, successful without making you feel bad about yourself, always a trend-setter, hard to copy, she is sweet but always dignified, and a wonderful person, overall.

Did you see her???

Oh yes, she is Alba. It is just a pleasure to be around her.

by luckystar August 9, 2012

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Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

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Dirty Albin

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.

“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”

by J-Meow June 5, 2020

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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

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