Alan Ashby

The cutest ginger known to man kind. & The guitarist for Of Mice & Men.

fangirl 1: hey look it's the cutest ginger ever!
fangirl 2: that's obviously alan ashby.

by blazzeeee September 13, 2011

Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

by Ainrana March 11, 2012

Alacole

the best ship

Sela: hey, do you ship Alacole?
Danie: hell yea I do! who wouldn't?

by spookytoad April 7, 2021

Aanór Náilima

Aanór Náilima is a person who many people believe is Aarón Amilián, however there is no solid proof that it's the same person.

I'm not sure if Aarón Amilián and Aanór Náilima are the same person, I've never seen them at the same place at the same time, so I guess it'll forever be a mystery.

by Usuario Desconocido July 7, 2022

Alana

The most amazingly beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is sweet yet sarcastic and she is probably the sassiest girl you will ever meet, she is not afraid to be independent or embarrass herself and let her inner nerd shine. She will support you no matter what and be your rock 100%. She has a great sense of humor and gets along with the guys and is a true bro at heart. Alana’s have dark or dirty blonde hair and hazel or green eyes. They are also attracted to blonde or black haired and blue eyed men. She is trustworthy and faithful and will love unconditionally. There are only a few guys that Alana’s truly fall in love with. Once you have an Alana never let her go, no matter how hard you try you’ll always be in love with Alana and she will be the girl to put a ring on it.

Alana is something special

by Anonymous period November 1, 2018

Alanood

Alanood is a very quiet girl, but once you get to know her, she will open up. She is funny with her friends, and she is very spontaneous and adventurous. However, Alanood may have some mood swings, and she can be incredibly stubborn, so don’t even try to change her mind about things. Alanood is loyal to her loved ones and is very protective of them.

“That girl is very quiet..she must be an Alanood!”

by Hpfrvr October 28, 2019

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010