A furry that barks at people in public. She loves attention and getting into fights. Loves holiday pants. Has a sweet side that very few people get to see. Loves giving backhanded compliments and crushing on guys she will never get. Isn’t afraid to speak her mind. And has a crush on emo guys.
Me:Ugh that girl just told me my shirt was cute and asked if it was from goodwill
Friend: She sounds like an Alani
Friend: She sounds like an Alani
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The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).
You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!
by my name is Cos February 21, 2007