Alani

A furry that barks at people in public. She loves attention and getting into fights. Loves holiday pants. Has a sweet side that very few people get to see. Loves giving backhanded compliments and crushing on guys she will never get. Isn’t afraid to speak her mind. And has a crush on emo guys.

Me:Ugh that girl just told me my shirt was cute and asked if it was from goodwill
Friend: She sounds like an Alani

by Mac-and-cheesetaters December 23, 2021

Alanis

A person who is hyperactive while high. May also be described as the name of a lesbian.

1: Hey did you go to the show last night?
2: Yeah. She was being Alanis.
1: Lol.

by Funkyphresh February 24, 2013

Alanis

To perform fellatio during the watching of a film in public

Will she go down on you in a theater?" "Yeah man, she gave ma an Alanis the other night!

by JonNoClocks June 10, 2011

Alanis

giving falacio to a numerous amount of males in one night

She attempted to pull off an alanis the other night

by Jesse Dirtstash December 25, 2009

Alani

Cunt

Alani is a cunt

by Your friendly neighbourhood May 18, 2017

Alani

a bad bitch, period!

¨Welcom to Bad Bitch Town, population: Alani¨

by blahblahtengatenga June 29, 2020

alany

The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).

You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!

by my name is Cos December 14, 2008