Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards

“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce”
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”

by Putasmacka October 21, 2021

Alamo Heights

Preppy neighborhood bubble inside Loop 410 in San Antonio, Texas. People who live there are called oh-niners, for the last two digits of their zip code.

"We have an awesome tennis team at Alamo Heights High school."

by nattyk July 2, 2006

Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

alamo

The greatest battle in history, 189 Texan farmers defend a run down church against 5,000 Mexicans; 1,600 of whom are killed or wounded in the battle, although every single one of the defenders were killed it brough time for Sam Houston to form an army and beat the Mexicans at a later date.

Davey Crockett picked off the Mexicans with his Pennsylvania Long Rifle at the Alamo.

by history buff May 13, 2005

Alamota

Any herbage rolled into left-handed twisters that are smoked on March 6th in the great state of Texas.

Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.

by Old Deadeye May 2, 2008

Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.

“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.

by RealDefinitionsForRealPeople February 6, 2021

alimon

a character with the maxium potention to be raped by burley men.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003