A State and State of Mind - and some might say a Black Sucking Hole. Born & raised... I then managed to escape for 20 years. Later I somehow got sucked back down to Dixie for what was supposed to be temporary... that was 5 years ago (Bama years = dog years, so that's 35 actually). It has beautiful country, ocean, flat lands, mountains, waterfalls, etc. And even FREE thinkers but only in Birmingham on the Southside. Politically the state is firmly in the hands of the GOP. White democrats (aka Dixiecrats) rushed like lemmings from the Democratic side to the Republican as a result of the GOP’s rhetoric on states rights. By capitalizing on white fear, they successfully rode the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s to victory. In Alabama, it being the BUCKLE of the Bible Belt, there are many puritanical religious zealots that think Bill Clinton put an x-ray vision satellite in space that flies over every night and counts their guns. No lie... there are those who wrap their pistols in aluminum foil so they won’t get counted.
Now sugah, don't be forgittin' to wrap that pistol back up in aluminum foil when you git done shootin'that possum. Yes, Clinton's satellite flies over Alabama tonight so now don't forgit. And watch out for that damn sink hole! It keeps gittin' bigger and bigger every day.
by T Wade October 2, 2005
Alabama is a beautiful state. I've lived here nearly my whole life, and I've yet to meet a "sister aunt" or an "uncle dad". I know a load of well educated people and I am one of them. There are some overweight people, but not all of us Alabamians are. We can put a load of salt on certain foods, but we don't always. I know that some racists live in Alabama, but every state has racism. Alabama is truly amazing and I want to live here all my life.
by theyXcallXmehXgrasshopper January 13, 2011
I was born here in Alabama and proud of it...everyone thinks alabama is full of racism and REDNECKS. That is wrong. I have traveled to many places around the US and believe me...there are REDNECKS and racism everywhere.If alabama is sooo bad...why are my friends from up north moving down here to escape urban life???? mmm....
War Eagle-Hey !!!!!!
by Lauren November 30, 2003
Ex 1:
A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.
Ex 2:
A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-
A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.
Ex 2:
A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-
by im u fucking sadist17 January 26, 2021
Alabama is the best state in the United States. I've lived here for most of my life. The media characterizes Alabama as nothing but a bunch of hicks who wear overalls has a confederate flag and screws their sisters. In fact, every state has that whether the admit it or not.Everyone thinks we are racists but we are not. Down here everybody understands each other and gets along. You can't find that in places like L.A. and New York and such. College football is god down here. It's where during the fall a holiday is every saturday when Alabama plays. Anyone who is someone in Alabama knows who Paul "Bear" Bryant is. We hate Orange and Blue together because of Auburn. The Iron Bowl is one of the biggest days of the year.Familes friends and hosehoulds are divided once a year for this game. Everyone grills out and has plenty of beer. Alabama is where we have fun mudd riding and such. Also..Alabama has some of the most gorgeous girls in the states besides the Georgia Peaches.
Guy talking to his girlfriend
Guy: Are you ready for the Iron Bowl this year?
Girl: Yeah you Alabama fans are going down this time.
Guy: Are you ready for the Iron Bowl this year?
Girl: Yeah you Alabama fans are going down this time.
by UA Tony UA July 15, 2006
Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.
by John April 7, 2004
Alabama is not full of rednecks,racism and farms. I have lived here all my live and I have not seen a farm yet. It is also well known for college football. Football is a religion in alabama. So everyone dissing alabama can suck a fat dick. No suck an Alabamians dick bitch. The girls here are not bad. I have never heard of someone marring there family member. That is just a bunch of bullshit people made up to try and diss Alabama. Fuck everyone who ain't down with the south the whole south motherfucker not just Georgia and Florida.
by g-unot soldier August 8, 2006