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arsewipe

"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"

also:

One who wipes arses;

also:

The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.

"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid

"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.

"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.

"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
by master_bog January 10, 2009
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aise

stupid dumb bitch who’s always no one’s favourite and has no tits
that girl is such an aise
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arsewrangler

A slang term for someone who is homosexual.
God, Myrathi, you are such an arsewrangler.
by Arcturus Nova October 9, 2003
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arsewanker

A name for someone who is a general cunt
Oi Karmel you arsewanker
by Wys1269 February 11, 2019
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Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
by Flash-collector June 7, 2019
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'Aisea

someone: "thank u"
'Aisea: *seen*
by kremsocfmroidrkwmd August 27, 2019
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arsewomble

A person or being who is known for recirculation of bullshit formerly spouted by a cockwomble.
Don't call your boss a clueless gurning arsewomble, even if he IS, and everyone in the office says so. That's not necessarily peer-reviewed data.
by BlessidBodger January 31, 2021
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