Airborne Autism

A disease that can be caught after birth through the inhalation of air in the atmosphere.

I recently caught airborne autism.

by Sheik VonTrappe October 22, 2019

Asphalt 8: Airborne

All fun and games until Vivendi walk in.

This game is becoming another Asphalt 8: Airborne.

by Nikita Mazepin November 26, 2022

airborne syphilis

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

Airborne

What was once useful in combat, but now is nothing more than a dog and pony show. Airborne soldiers are known for their cult-like mentality and they use brainwashing techniques to seduce young impressionable minds.

Paratrooper: "I'm airborne, so I am a badass."

Civilian: "So when was the last time you jumped in combat?"

Paratrooper: "Gee, look at the time. Nice talking to ya."

by artey1981 March 23, 2011

Airbourne Shit

Farting.

Man #1 - *Farts*

Man #2 - "You know you just ejected tiny particles of airbourne shit into to air!"

by Stan-Hill-Hull May 2, 2010

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

airborne

A vitamin used to help people when they are trying to prevent themselves from getting sick. Bottles vary in size and many people have found them useful in all sorts of situations. Including travel sized.

Person 1: I'm starting to feel under the weather. Does anyone have any airborne?
Person 2: No, i dont have any sorry. But Hannah might have some.
Person 1: Awe thanks man! she always has some.

by for stuff May 24, 2018