ayrenne

1.) THE BEST THING THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
2.) clarinet player.
3.) short.
4.) a little bit crackhead
5.) written like a band kid
6.) random dance sessions
7.) weird laugh gained from friends
8.) very very protective
9.) most friends are also band kids
10.) they exist thats for sure
11.) likes black nail polish
12.) loves cats
13.) has a strange harry potter obsession

14.) her dad is amazing

15.) has an older brother
16.) eres un buen chico cristiano

"Is that ayrenne?"
"Yes, she got band practice today,
"that's the 40th time this month"

by parkajacket August 4, 2023

agrenny

When you aren't getting any action at home from your wife, so you decide to prey on a broken soul for your own self gratification.

Steve " yo! I heard Gary ain't gettin any at home!!!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"

by Mad_signtist October 19, 2023

ahuenna

correct spelling would be Okhuenno (from khuy = dick)
Russian obscene word with positive connotation, meaning "fucking awesome". Normally not used in public speech or on the radio, as it considered a rude, impolite or bad taste

Used by Madonna during concert in St Petersburg, Russia, to greet visitors

Ahuenna, this is Madonna!

by dildo777 January 27, 2025

andrew ahrens

a person that is awesome, funny, dirty minded, and uses fuck as if it were a comma.

andrew ahrens is fucking crazy.

by analcactus103 July 30, 2016

Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

Jasmine Ahrens

Shes like a elevator that never gets to the top floor.

good in bed

Jasmine Ahrens and i went to a concert she's such A JUBERNOWL.

by anonymous March 3, 2022

A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.

I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”

by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020