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Choke On An Almond

When a person who lacks blowjob giving skills gags on a less than average penis.
I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.
by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011
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AhMonie

AhMonie means strong confident women/men he or she loves life to the ABSOLUTE fullest like on god
AhMonie means to technally take chances
by YaBabyGirl October 15, 2018
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Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020
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Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
by Flute Salad October 9, 2015
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One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.
Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020
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Almondroca

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.
Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca
by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008
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President Ahmoneedjurnob

Check out President Ahmoneedjurnob over there. He clearly needs a cock in his mouth.
by Mike Grant October 17, 2007
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