I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.
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The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
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Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
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Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
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