Ahmond

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Ahmond is strong and independent. He is wise and an old soul. He often seeks challenges in his life and feels bored when all challenges are accomplished. Just as he is head strong he is silly and loves to make others laugh. Ahmond is a loyal friend who will always show up. He is confident and encouraging to others. Along with these qualities he is a strong lover, once you are in his radar be prepared to stay there until he has all of you.

Ahmond is going to marry Nicole in August.

Ahmond by Ely_mae November 27, 2021

Words you can keep

Ahmood al nijaabe

Ahmood al nijaabe is a powerful man from egypt who steals peoples money. He owns half of the sahara desert or atleast 1 sixth of it.

Ahmood al nijaabe put me in debt!

Ahmood al nijaabe by James the Franco February 4, 2019

Related Words

Ahmond • ahmondae • Almond Joy • Almond • almond milk • almond mom • Amond • Armondo • Almond Cookie • almond eyes

ahmod

a child at heart, He cares for everyone but himself.
He can be annoying at times or even offensive, but he only means to do good.
He's a loving, caring, and brilliant person.

He will never let anyone close to him down no matter the cost.
Everyone Loves him even Kam <3

Ahmod I'm Not Talking To You

ahmod by KameaWheeler February 2, 2017

almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

Almond Joy by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021

almond cookie

an old cookie that everyones simps for

p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old

almond cookie by anonymous November 8, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026