Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

Xavier: Renegade Angel

A show that is good.

Yo I love Xavier: Renegade Angel

by CyanRose69 April 20, 2021

Pulling an Angel

Forgetting or just not taking a flashlight in Phasmophobia.

Pulling an Angel: forgetting your flashlight or just not taking it in Phasmophobia.

Person 1: Dude where is your flashlight?
Person 2: I left it in the van.
Person 1: Dude you pulled an Angel.

by TallestYagebu January 5, 2022

Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

my angel

a person that you can truly love and trust he/she is sweet, kind, caring, quiet, calm, mellow. He/She is amazing in every way, and in your eyes, there is no one better. You may either be best friends with him/her and/or fall in love with him/her. Find an angel;; find a friendship, fall in love. You will never forget them.because they make you smile(:

"hes/shes a awesome-ish sweet nice caring person he/she is my angel:)"

by cayis December 21, 2009

Christmas Angel

1. An ornament of religious origin that traditionally sits atop a Christmas tree
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles

'Hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? Well I bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a Christmas Angel. If fucking a nun doesn't clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016