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Cum aftershock

After you make a women orgasm, her legs shake like earthquake aftershock.
After making Crystal orgasm 16 times in 40 minutes, she had a cum aftershock and kicked me in the face.
by EdzoRocks August 25, 2020
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Afterschool in Sweden

When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.
"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.
by aleksington1 January 7, 2013
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afterscape

The physical lay of the world which exists after a nuclear attack; what remains after sucy an attack. Modeled on "landscape" and "cityscape".
Colbert advertized sheep and rocks for helping us navigate the afterscape of the North Korean aggressions.
by krtfranks August 12, 2017
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Puerto Rican Aftershock

The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.

Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.

The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 1, 2010
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aftersmoke

the cigarette a person smokes after A) getting high on marijuana or B) after sex
A) Man, that was some quality bud, I'm totally baked. Let's go outside and have an aftersmoke.

B) (after finishing having sex with a hot girl) Baby, hand me that pack of Winstons, I need an aftersmoke. Take one for yourself too, if you like.
by J-rad December 18, 2009
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afterphucked

1. When one is still screwed up and unable to deal with members of the sex of their sexual preference after dumped by a true love.

2. When one is still fucked up in the head for such a prolonged period that the damaage appears permanent, so they stay at home every spare moment they have intoxicated and alone. Attempts to socialize cause more confusion or pain.
Larry was so head afterphucked by Kristal that he spent all his money on cocaine and vodka, and he couldn't do anything about it because he mistrusted everyone especially women, and couldn't deal with it in a healthy way.
by Lar December 18, 2005
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Afterdick

The taste or phantom presence of your penis in a girls mouth after a girl has blown you off
John didnt kiss jackie back because of her afterdick
by Squeakerz February 18, 2010
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