Shamrock Aftershock

The minty fresh breath that one experiences when belching after the consumption of a Shamrock Shake. The Shamrock Aftershock is often an unexpected yet pleasant minty surprise.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

Dude, I think I drank my shake to fast and I feel a shamrock aftershock coming.

by Trayf March 2, 2009

orgy aftershock

waking up the next morning after having partied like a you werent ever gonna wake up again and asking yourself and the ass holes around you "what the fuck happened"

during my lunch break, i sat next to my good friend amanda, and started describing to her in detail what a bad case of orgy aftershock i had and how i was having a terrible hair day and that my shoes didn't match my bag, and that was when she told me that we had been making out with eachother for half the night.

by picashi November 1, 2006

Aftershock

When you have an initial crap that comes out fine, then 30 mins later, there is a huge rush of diarrhea. The initial dump must feel complete, not pinched off to qualify.

"Man, I thought I had a no wiper, but i was sitting at my desk later and felt the aftershock coming on."

by Hendri6 February 19, 2009

Utica Aftershave

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.

by Jamallerian October 13, 2007

aftershave

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial.

She said she wanted my cum on her face, so I gave her the aftershave.

by go_lanche May 22, 2006

Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.

Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

Aftershock

Bong terminology. The residual smoke in the bong and it's piping after toking the main hit. Usually, your lungs are too full to take in the aftershock. Checking the density of smoke in the aftershock is a good way to see how good your hit was, but that is pointless.

I gave the aftershock to my homie.

by machowoman December 19, 2008