Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.

my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath

by beer:) June 24, 2010

Aftermathzone

www.aftermathzone.com; a small online gaming community with about 200,000 players. There are characters in which you are allowed to take care of. They can date each other, get married and even have kids! The games aren't the best, but they are fun. It's owned by an 18-year-old Canadian. He was people working for him for free out of their own will doing all kinds of things, most of which are the age of the players. Your actually able to contact staff, and deal with them personally, unlike neopets. It's quite fun there. Members who are nice, active and all around friendly are rewarded with Stars. You can customize your characters with images you made, buy a customized signiture and more!

AMZ is so awesome! Joined two years ago, and now I have a blue star! :D

by anonymous August 3, 2004

Hash Aftermath

The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.

Morning after a night of smoking hash:

Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"

Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"

by IrvineTheSloth March 29, 2013

Aftermath

The unexplained sickness you get from attending a mosh pit the day after.

I feel sick as hell. Probably aftermath from that mosh I went to last night.

by CallAnOptimist June 9, 2011

Afterhand

Jerking off after sex.

That girl wouldn't let me cum on her so I had to resort to some afterhand.

by Amelia Mockett October 12, 2011

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012

afterwank

After when you have a wank, you pull your cock up and down and hold it down in the space of 5 seconds or so and it's like a fraction of an orgasm.

"My god, Judith makes afterwank so good"

by Adz12 September 15, 2007