After-Porn

The porn you watch after the real porn to cool down. This porn slowly gets grosser until you you want nothing to do with it.

Eli- Wow I'm still so horny but i jacked off over half an hour ago
Tyler- Rookie mistake man! you gotta watch some After-Porn
Jack- yeah man i can't leave the house before I've watched my After-Porn

by tkids December 6, 2011

After Hours

Not to be confused with all-nighter

An annual competition to stay up from 12:00 AM until the sunrise of that day. Usually goes past sunrise to determine the winner. notably occurs online through instant messaging or voice calls. lack of activity after 30 minutes results in disqualification. Can also be implemented in person.

1: Are you guys ready for the 3rd annual After Hours?
2: Yes I am! I will will this year.
1: Doubt it.

by Junobright July 2, 2020

after art

The artwork displayed after a movie to entice people to stay and watch the credits.

The flash scenes after Robin Hood - after art!.

by roxannaroxanna June 16, 2010

After the Burial

A sick ass progressive metal band that will make you shit bricks and throw them at your un-born child.

I listened to that band you told me about, After the Burial...

Did you like them?

Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.

So you did like them!

FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL

by Half Empty October 20, 2008

After Fap Regrets

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.

Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011

After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass

Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants

by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009

After exams

The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.

A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"

B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."

C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"

D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."

by DesertFox138 April 30, 2010