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the affleck

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
by sivman17 January 11, 2009
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ben affleck

a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.
Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."
by deejaylovesmaddie December 23, 2009
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Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.
Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.
by Rik Smits May 19, 2008
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Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.
Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.
by Ricshah September 22, 2010
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affluenza

Attempting to meet non-material needs through the consumption of material goods
My life sucks and I have no friends... a trip to the mall will make me feel better!
by Torch October 20, 2004
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Ben Affleck

One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.
"this one will take you further down the...."

"WHOA!"

(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"
by MstrFantastic October 8, 2011
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the affleck

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
by sivman17 January 11, 2009
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