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Loosely Affiliated

When one is "roughly" dating a girl but, for whatever reason, you do not want your friends and random slampieces to know that you are committed to that girl. Aka slightly less than dating but slightly more than just hooking up.
Donald: " Danny, I didn't know you were dating her?"

Danny: "Oh hell nah, we are just loosely affiliated"

Donald: "Oh congrats"

Danny: "Woooooooooo"
by djwhtrhino May 19, 2010
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Affliction banned

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"
by fedor1 July 1, 2008
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Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!
by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005
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afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.
She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.
by bubob November 27, 2011
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Affliction

A boston street slang. 1980's popculture moulded this years latest craze in uptown boston.
You Sir, speak with a certain degree of Affliction.

"Dats right, honkey"
by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005
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These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.
Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.
by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017
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affected

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.
After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".
by sandbags92 December 2, 2015
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