Affan Walid

A Wonda who is very popular online, known for his crazy faces and childlike voice.

I just saw Affan Walid steal food from a woman on a train in Newham.

by ZeronReinhard January 8, 2023

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.

The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

by Born Lucky May 27, 2010

Affairapy

1. Treatment intended to relieve or heal in the form of an extramarital affair.

2. A relationship outside of marriage where an illicit romantic or sexual relationship or a romantic friendship or passionate attachment occurs with the intent of salvaging said wedlock.

There was nothing wrong with Mark Sanford's actions, he was just trying to fix his marriage with some good ol' fashion affairapy.

by H0m3Wr3ck3r July 22, 2009

Affaan

Can’t stop touching their hair

Ugh you are so affaan

by No ome June 9, 2018

illicit affairs

a taylor swift song that is like low-key amazing

"Have you listened to illicit affairs yet?"
"Yes like 7 million times, who hasn't?"

by idk but umm yeah November 19, 2020

A Current Affair

(or ACA) A current affair show (a bit like Today Tonight) shown on Channel 9 in Australia. Hosted by Tracy Grimshaw (the one that Gordon Ramsay called an old ugly pig).

A Current Affair is just like Today Tonight, sensationalist pigs!

by parafieldgardens4eva August 24, 2010

Friend Affair

The situation where:
1. Friend A gets introduced to Friend C by Friend B.
2. Friend A and Friend C get along better with each other than with Friend B (usually Friend B is just unstable and irrational).
3. Friend A and Friend C become best friends, and exclude Friend B completely.

Jan: "Cindy, this is my friend Marsha"

Cindy: "Marsha, I like you better than I like Jan, let's go to the club and meet guys together, don't tell Jan."

Marsha: "OK, we are having a friend affair you know."

Jan: "boo hoo! i am sad"

by ButterMN May 15, 2008