Alberto

Man who is named Alberto, this is a rare kind of species which is only seen in portions of South North America and rarely in North North America, born 20,000 years ago, Alberto´s (or Albertoes/Alberto´es) were almost completely obliterated from this Earth, by the USA, the USA government tried to make all Alberto´es go extinct, thankfully they didnt

Alberto: Hello
Man: h

by mexicantoilet December 9, 2020

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Albertoscorfano.outsold

Would simp for any fictional character.
Is taken by Alberto Scorfano himself.
Cheated on Finn Mcmissle and got back with him multiple times. Has broken many community guidelines. Originally was Quackity and Adrien Agreste’s ex.

Albertoscorfano.outsold’s content makes me cream.

by thatonefruitydude August 9, 2021

albertos

A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.

Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)

Hey Kings I’m heading over to Albertos, catch you in 5.

by Dr t June 27, 2020

Alberto

Alberto is a type of person who is depressed inside but tries to make people laugh cause he knows how it feels to be worthless, sometimes you might see that he is not happy but when you ask him why are you depressed he will put a smile on his face to hide it. You might not want to be friends with him but he will always be a great friend and he will never cheat on a girl cause he always tries to make people happy and he will always talk to you to make sure you are not mad or sad.

“ Alberto Why are you so depressed “

No I am not want to hear a joke

by Joshua kanes November 28, 2019

Albertophobia

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.

He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010