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Actual news

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Something that doesnt exist, but in place of it we have unwholesome news and false news which reports everything bad that happens, and or anything which will be easily agreed upon(usually presented in a false way) by the left. A likely reason for this is views and money.
CNN: Actual news fuck that I want more money in my wallet.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup January 10, 2019
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Actual Sex

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Playing Tech-Deck with your bros while grapefruiting
Guy: Bro you wanna have Actual Sex?
Guy 2: Hell yeah my dude, don't forget to wear socks!
by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime September 22, 2020
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A prime example of a "contagious" trend of overused verbage.
A young girl came into my shop the other day. She was all of six years old. EVERY (yes, no kidding) sentence that came out of her mouth began with the word "actually". It didn't matter what she was responding to.
Mom: "Ashely, what color would you like to paint that mug for Grandma?"
Ashely: "Actually, I think pink would be nice. Actually, no, maybe blue would be better".
Mom: "I think either would be great".
Ashely: "Actually, I think Grandma would actually like both colors together. Actually, maybe we could call her and ask what she would like more?"
Mom: "Well then it wouldn't be a surprise".
Ashely: "Actually, you're right. Actually I think I'll just use both colors".

Ok, so I'm probably very anal about this, but I found myself counting how many times the kid used the "A" word.
Gawd, I'm such a goober....
by Kaaren September 22, 2005
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A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.
"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."
by casswhy June 8, 2014
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actually a biscuit

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A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
by MecaChar February 2, 2021
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im not sure actually

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What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.
Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.
by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009
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In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
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N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit
Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"
by Nexus December 13, 2004
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