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Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.
Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.
by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011
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Anti Video Game Activist

An anti video game activist is a type of annoying preacher. They will think of everything they can say about video games and the audience will agree with him/her without thinking twice. They usually call video games satanic.
Anti Video Game Activist: SAINTS ROW IS VIOLENT AND IT WILL LEAD PEOPLE TO NOT DIE FROM HEIGHTS, BANK HESTS, ENERGY DRINKS, JAPANESE COMMERCIALS!!!

Crowd: *Cheers in agreement*
by Blacksun67899 May 12, 2014
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Armchair Activist

A term used to describe a person who acts like an activist, but from a metaphorical armchair — i.e., from a mostly or totally inactive, theoretical position.

Inherent in the meaning of armchair revolutionary is the idea that the person knows that their ideas require them to be physically involved in political struggles, but that instead the person chooses to be intentionally ignorant or dismissive of real-world issues and problems, in an attempt to continue believing in the false reality their views create. In this way the armchair revolutionary is often regarded to see the world in at least a quasi-idealist manner, i.e., one relative solely to his or her own perceptions, rather than bothering with what s/he should really do — to absorb the physical and practical reality s/he would be compelled to see around him/her if s/he stopped the alleged "political posturing" and became an activist in actual political causes
Jessica: The soup kitchen in our town closed down but we don't care! KONY 2012 WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!

Andy: Posting Kony statuses still? You're such an armchair activist.
by comealongpond2050 June 21, 2012
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Fatherless Activity

When someone says fatherless activity, it means that a girl is exposing herself, through her actions, photos or verbaly about her “hoe” tendencies. Taking in the fact that the woman has no male parent, thus not having a father to teach her how to behave propperly.
*party where girls are twerking to that one Cardi B song*
Chad 1: look at all this fatherless activity going on
Chad 2: No cap, that blonde is a baddie
by Streetzcleaner August 23, 2021
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Paranormal Activity Dance

The movement made by standing still and then shifting your weight back and forth ever-so-slightly. This 'dance' is in relation to the film Paranormal Activity in which the time lapse shot of the main female character standing over her partners bed appears to make her 'dance'.

This movement can also be used to freak out your friends in the middle of the night.
Adam: Yeah! Kevin was so drunk last night all he could do was break out into the Paranormal Activity Dance.
by skater13am November 21, 2009
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Vegetable Rights Activist

also referred to as vegetable liberationists, believe that the most basic interests of non-animals should be afforded the same consideration as the similar interests of human beings. Advocates approach the issue from different philosophical positions, but agree that vegetables should be viewed as non-human persons and members of the moral community, and should not be used as food, clothing, research subjects, or entertainment.
Vegetarians don't know how much carrots and potatoes suffer when they are being skinned alive, they have no way of expressing their pain. Potato peelers are implements of torture. I'm a Vegetable Rights Activist that's why I eat meat.
by Notintoracism December 30, 2010
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Activitise

To throw an object at a fat person only because the person is fat. In doing this you encourage them to excercise.
Guy 1: Yo lets go Activitise that rumple plumkin over there, maybe we can help him out.

Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...
by oBROWNx December 22, 2008
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