One who leaves the religion of their childhood through sheer fucking will, usually to become a Heathen. They live their life to the fullest, never missing the chance to have fun, push their personal boundaries and gain the favor of Odin. An Apostape will live in such a way as to leave the members of the forsaken religion in envy of the Apostape. Apostape is a portmanteau of the words Apostate and Ape.
As soon as Laban realized his church was really just a cult he has been going fucking Apostape. Hes getting out of that cult, man. He sold that beater civic, divorced his fat wife, and used all the extra money to buy a HARLEY-DAVIDSON 2020 FAT BOB 114 Roadster. That dude is a mother fucking Apostape.
by Heathen Apostape April 9, 2020
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Billy: "Can you help me with the answer to number three?"
Mandy: "Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy starring at your repulsive acstache. You should get that treated."
Mandy: "Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy starring at your repulsive acstache. You should get that treated."
by skate_element92 August 17, 2006
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An italian last name that was made to signify the fucking sheer awesomeness of the family. If you're a D'Agosta you piss excellence
by ClamChowder10 July 9, 2010
Get the D'Agosta mug.The religion of Apostates who are proud (or at least unashamed) of their Apostasy, and are similarly fond of Pastafarianism. Apostafarians are hybrids of the temptations of two equally tantalizing options: the renunciation of one's religion, and the doctrine of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
by dreemcy January 12, 2009
Get the Apostafarian mug.A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013
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Clearly the whole point of April being at that press conference, was to acostabitterkilicken afterwards!
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by Ryan Raineri June 3, 2018
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