The Mays Accord

A rule that states the following: A person's caps-lock key can not be permanently turned on during the typing of a sentence, phrase, paragraph, etc., unless they are paying a tribute to Billy Mays.

Person 1: OMG I WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY AND GOT SUSPENDED.

Person 2: You broke The Mays Accord. Unless that is somehow a tribute to Billy Mays, I suggest you turn your caps-lock key off before Billy rises from the dead and slaps you straight back to Africa.

by Ir0n Z0mb1e July 1, 2009

The Polanco Accord

When your mate wants a beer but you want more than money ;)

Julius: surely can I have some Asahi
Chad: nah mate I don’t want money
Julius: I’ll suck ya dick for it
Chad: oh the Polanco Accord

by Deep Fake 69 Joner March 27, 2022

d'accord

An expression for agreement in french.
If you consent to something, you can say "D'accord".

Pierre: On va au cinéma ce soir?
Janine: D'accord. A quelle heure?

by eurostoner January 29, 2006

honda accord

the real pimp car, for more of the modest type, originally driven by white chocolate

damn, look at that hott accord

by Roobz June 4, 2005

honda accord

Is the hotness car in the world. 75% of the people in brooklyn own one or have owned one.

My honda accord is the hotness car.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

accordion blow job

A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.

It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.

by mad mission October 21, 2010

Honda Accord

The absolute best, most reliable, and all around excellent cars ever produced. Honda has a well-established reputation for being the most reliable car producer in the world, recognized by Consumer Reports magazine, with Toyota in second. These cars, when maintained, will outlive everything. Multiple engine and body upgrades are available at many places. Call it bias, but I would argue that the Honda Accord is the best car ever made, simply because of its longevity, its v-tec engine, its driver comfort and passenger room, handling, transmission, universiality, and ease of engine and performance upgrades.

" I have a Honda Accord, with 142,000 miles and its still kickin'"

by Cartmaniac July 6, 2009