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revelations accelerationism

The belief that as a society, we should accelerate the the coming of events foretold in the book of Revelations in the Bible.
Did you here BAXTER is a revelation accelerationist?

Really, revelations accelerationism is dangerous
by Gimmeurcookies September 26, 2021
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bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.
"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."
by minj April 30, 2010
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Accelerationist

White supremacists that accelerate civil disorder and polarization and disruption of civil and political order by infiltrating social justice movements and accelerating the anger and violence and creating disorder within them. The System they believe is a facade with only a few hapless leaders that maintain it. Accelerationists hope to initiate a negative feedback systems where violence begets more violence, social turmoil, and people are forced into more extreme positions out of frustration and anger and will collapse the system and will ultimately result in racial polarization and racial division and separation of the races.
The protesters started out with a pretty clear goal of social justice and human rights for all. However, the protests soon became infiltrated with a few accelerationist who have stoked the anger and violence and looting and burning to make the perception of the protesters and their movement into the perpetrators vs the victims of social injustice in the eyes of the majority.
by mlhiss June 3, 2020
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Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.
"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.
by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022
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Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.
Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.
by DamPam July 8, 2019
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Accelerate

It is to reverse up a hill in neutral.
Accelerate
by Iguggiuiug January 10, 2020
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acceleration.don

litterally so epic. the coolest system ever ugh.
"hey r u acceleration.don?"
"no"
"ew."
by heybestieykwhoiam July 12, 2021
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